Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Some Old Bag

So did anyone loose their dentures?

I'm not sure what to think of this. I just saw this bag. It's been abandoned in the slushy parking lot in front of a sporting goods store. What the heck? Looks like another one for Grissim to investigate.

What do you think happened? Did some old lady get kidnapped and drop her bag in the process? Was it accidentally kicked out of a car as it was dumped following a hold up at the raisin ranch? You have a better theory? Post yours in the comments under this post (click on the photo to get a closer look). Most creative answer gets 5000 points (so what if they're pretend points) and can proclaim themselves Queen (or King I guess) Of the Internets. But just for one day. I can't have it going to your heads.
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2 comments:

  1. Hmmm ... Dentures, itch cream and a bottle nipple. Cleary this was dropped by a prostitute as she quickly exited her pimps' cream colored cadillac, with velvet covered dash and tassle-lined sun visors. Unfortunately, this means there's a itchy, toothless hooker wandering around looking for her nipple! =P
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  2. I am pretty sure that the dentures caused itching on a poor old womans gums so she purchased the itch cream and had a horrible allergic reatcion. Therefore, she had to process all of her food in a blender and drink it with a nipple.
    She walked into the Sporting goods store where she met an elderly oral surgeon who was selling his Mickey Mantle Rookie card. He swept her off her feet and offered her dental implants in exchange for her hand in marriage. She was so excited that in her rush to the courthouse and his dental office she dropped the bag.
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