"The feeling of a new bra is just fantastic."

In a small town south of Kansas City, on the Missouri side, there is a bra shoppe in the mall that time forgot. Its a unique place where ladies walk around in their underwear, you can buy a tractor two doors down and the smell of fertilizer is just barely beaten back by an overworked cinnamon air freshener.

Oh, and a creepy old guy with no teeth keeps walks by leering and smacking his gums.

It's something like a 40 minute drive to get there, and once you do nothings cheep, but all of us Hussies hit this joint. The girls that work at the shoppe are terrific. Very knowledgeable, experts at fittings and just all around great people. They will measure you up, tell you exactly what size you need and even do alterations and repairs to make sure you walk out with a perfect fit.

"Make sure to don't pull down, pull up otherwise your girls won't be in the right place. Now bend over."

A couple of us Hussies hit the bra shoppe this weekend. I tried on swimsuits but the one I fell in love with is not available in my size. Seriously, bra + swimsuit = brilliant. I highly recommend it for any girl above a C cup. Just say No! to uni-boob. In an effort to get me into the swimsuit I fell in love with the sales girl tried to talk me into a F. I realize different styles and brands mean different sizes but once you start getting too far from D I would just as soon pass, thanks. Not a total loss, I did pick up a Zumba-worthy sports bra. Tofurkey had good luck too. Right up until she tried to pay her bill with her health insurance card. You could probably make a case for insurance covering bras, especially when you're talking about G's (for Great Girls!). And Big T walked out with 4 over the shoulder boulder holders.

"Ok guys have fun, just remember Jesus sees everything."

And Big T is correct (see title), getting the right fit and a bra that doesn't poke you all day long is something every woman should experience. Your boobs will thank you for it. And if you pick up a little something special, your husband might thank you for it too. In fact, that would be a good idea so he doesn't get too caught up in the bill.