I wonder, am I the only person that sees random things and wonders about them. Does everyone have one of those moments when you see something and your brain goes a whole different way than a normal person’s would go?
Example 1:
The other day I was walking in the parking lot at work and I saw one lonely shoe and a rubber surgical glove. Do I think: “Oh that is just trash?” No. I think, “Oh a serial killer was here and dropped his victims shoe and one of his gloves.” Better get Grissim out here STAT.
Example 2:
I was in the Burger King drive through with my cat. (No I’m not a crazy cat lady. We’re selling our house and when we have a showing we take the cat with us when we leave so she will not escape or get locked in a closet. I digress.) Anyway I was in the Burger King drive through with my cat and the funployee ask, “Is that a cat?”
I wanted to answer, “No it is a baby giraffe.” But I did not. I said “Yes it is a cat.” I wonder what would have happened if I would have said it was a baby giraffe. He would have probably rounded up the other funployees and made them come look at the baby giraffe that looked amazingly like a super fuzzy Himalayan.
Example 3:
Do they teach math in school anymore? When I hand some funployee $13.13 because the bill is $12.63 they look at me like I’ve lost my mind. I then say, “Trust me, you will owe me $0.50.” They plug the numbers into the cash register and ask, “How did you do that?” Me, “Magic, it was Magic and I am a Witch. No really it was basic subtraction.”
Really, is it just me or do other people see stuff like this and want to say the things I want to say?
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